"All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer."
– IBM Maintenance Manual, 1925
"If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done."
– Ludwig Wittgenstein
"The Internet? We are not interested in it."
– Bill Gates, 1993