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Showing posts with label funny quotation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny quotation. Show all posts

January 30, 2009

TGIF - wicked!

Hi all, welcome to another TGIF post.  I hope that you have had a chilled out week and that you have enjoyed working and got time to have a bit of fun, if your work isn't also your source of fun.  This week I have been experiencing Sydney for the 1st time and mostly working unfortunately but I also made it to the beach and swam in the pool enough times to balance all that out :)

It was pointed out to me that this post is basically "what I wasted time on this week" - fair point.

Without further ado...

Stuff I liked this week:

The list of top 10 complaint letters courtesy of The Telegraph.

Levitated have some super cool pictures of abstract things which I really like (fractals and stuff).

The 100m long picture depicting people walking on Warschauer strasse railroad bridge - shot over 20 days.

Quotes:

"When you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meager and unsatisfactory kind". (Lord Kelvin) [but I don't agree :)]

"Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration". (S.Kelly-Bootle)

"It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free".( S Mconnell)

"As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications". (D. Parnas)

Facts:

Every second around 100 lightning bolts strike the Earth.

Every year lightning kills 1000 people.

If you could drive your car straight up you would arrive in space in just over an hour.

On the day that Alexander Graham Bell was buried the entire US telephone system was shut down for 1 minute in tribute.

The only letter not appearing on the Periodic Table is the letter “J”.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Presenting the "Round orbita mouse" - it's all round, it's wireless, it spins around...


January 09, 2009

TGIF - 2009 starts

Welcome to the 1st TGIF of 2009.  I'm glad many of you have enjoyed this series during 2008 and I hope that you enjoy the 2009 collection.  Hopefully the festive season was enormous fun for everyone and you are not feeling the January Blues too much.  If you are I hope that this installment lightens your mood.  

Heads-up: I'm off on a 2 week holiday to Thailand and Cambodia for a couple of weeks and then I will be in Sydney for a while.  If you're in any of those places drop me line and we can meet up for some geek talk.  I will still be blogging and available to you though!

Without further ado...

Quotes:

"The first time you do something it’s science.  The second time is engineering.  The third time is … just being a technician.  I’m a scientist: once I do something, I want to do something else. (Clifford Stoll) - thanks to Alex.

"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." (Anon)

"He who is ashamed of asking is ashamed of learning." (Anon)

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science -the one that heralds new discoveries- is not "Eureka!" but "That's funny...". (I. Asimov)

Facts:

From the smallest microprocessor to the biggest mainframe, the average American depends on over 264 computers per day. 

In the 1980s, an IBM computer wasn't considered 100 percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft Flight Simulator*

The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute, less than half the normal rate of 20.

By the year 2012 there will be approximately 17 billion devices connected to the Internet.

Cool links:

Computer parts art - pretty cool and imaginative!

The game "Window cleaner" looks super boring - why on earth did someone bother to invent and code it (this is not a joke part of the film)?  And who would want a talking John Mcenroe robot for 5.5 million dollars? - Very very funny stuff!

October 17, 2008

TGIF - long week!

So welcome once again to Friday, I hope it's not too busy at your end and that you're looking forward to the weekend ahead.  Here we go:

Holy Taco have a list of cool super geeky T-shirts.  I really like the ones that say this:
  • Video games ruined my life, good thing I have 2 extra lives
  • I'm not a geek.  I'm a level 9 warlord
  • I built microsoft and survived
So funny geeky quotations for this week - warning, these are very very geeky!
  • "To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."
  • "After Perl everything else is just assembly language."
  • "Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."
  • The software recommends using Windows Vista or better so I installed Linux."
  • "640K ought to be enough for anybody." (Bill Gates, 1981)
.....aw Bill....not again....
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